I don't know if it's just me? Or do other people see someone interesting and start making assumptions about them...? Except I make like, a life story lol. Many times when I get to know them I am right :D It is fun. I was bored in class today, I wrote 6 pages on the guy on the other side of the room. I'll type out exactly what I wrote.. hahaha
Word-for-word, here's what I wrote... it's really long, I mean I had two hours to make shit up about this guy I don't know... usually when I do it, it's like 30min staring at someone across from me on the train or bus. But I had alllllll class this time, lol...
Here it is:
I'll start off with his physical appearance, and with what I already know about him, which isn't much. He has a shaved head, and he is 19 years old, though he looks 22. Today he is wearing a red t-shirt under a black hoodie with white writing on both sides, black track pants, and worn-out Nike AF-1's. There is a black tattoo on the palm of his right hand that he always tries to hide. He has a gold chain around his neck that he hides inside of his shirt. He has no piercings, but his left eyebrow has a scar and the skin sags a bit, as is seen in people who have formerly had an eyebrow piercing. He is 5'6 or 5'7, dark brown eyes, perfect teeth, a small mouth and nose. He looks tired all the time, with lazy down-slanting eyes, and although he seems disinterested in everything he is very assertive. He is at least partially hispanic, maybe Dominican, but not Mexican, Puerto Rican or Portuguese. He has white skin, and although he's clean-shaven he has a shadow of a mustache and beard. He is right handed, has a voice like Vin Deisel (but barely talks) and a crooked smile. There is a faded bruise on his upper left cheek near his eye. He looks like a mix of Vin Deisel, Pitbull and Eminem. He has Pitbull's mustache, eyebrows, the exact same hairline, and similar expressions. He has Eminem's jaw line and nose. He has Vin Deisel's voice, head shape, ears, chin and eye shape - but with longer, darker eyelashes.
Pitbull
Eminem
Vin Deisel
Time to infer
He doesn't let his personal or work life come in contact with his school life. He is organized at home, school, and in all other aspects of life. He arranges every item on his desk subconsciously at right angles - calculator lined up to the corner of his Math textbook, pencil laid parallel to his binder, English novel perpendicular to Math textbook. He's dated a lot of girls, but has better things to do in life than mess around. 5 seats on either side of him are occupied by girls, but he never once checked any of them out or showed slightest interest in them.
He was born in Canada, his parents are divorced, he lives with his brother and is fairly independent. He has his own job, but he must work as a dealer outside of work judging by the price of his clothing. Almost everyone at the school either deals or does. The watch hidden under the sleeve of his left arm is silver, and looks like a Raymond Weil Parsifal W1, which runs up to to nearly $900. He checks it once every hour, almost exactly on the hour. The chain around his neck is real gold, and the links seem flawless, medium thickness, and do not seem weighed down by anything so I assume it's simply a chain, with no pendant, or a small pendant at most. He has a blackberry, black and chrome. He never listens to music, and doesn't carry an iPod or any other devices besides his phone. He does not have a bag - everything he brings to class is in his pockets. His wallet is folded over the edge of his pants on the left side.
He drives to school. He likes American cars, probably Chevy or Dodge. Mustangs, Chargers, Camaro. He's would like a mustang but doesn't have one. I'd say he drives a black Camaro, stock, leather seats, chrome lining. Not a truck person. He can definitely afford one, and I see one in the lot every day. He has a motorcycle at home. He sometimes wears sunglasses to class that would match a Camaro nicely. He is a baseball fan and likes to play, goes to a cage on weekends. He likes watching football but not playing. He is not a soccer or hockey fan. He watches UFC, Spike, and occasionally MTV. He isn't a computer person, he is a TV person. Not many good friends, but knows a lot of people. Doesn't see women as "friend material". Does not smoke, but drinks - beer, not hard alcohol. He chooses his clothes carefully and never wears the same outfit twice, though has a preference for bold colours. He is not a big guy but his choices of black, red and white overpower him and make him appear larger and more intimidating than he is.
He is reserved. Every step he takes is at the same speed and covers the same distance. His feet are straight, not crow-footed. He doesn't put his hands in his pockets. He has had a lot of problems with police in the past, and he tries to keep that part of his life separate. Every time there are sirens outside on the street, he is looking out the window, searching for the police, and it takes him several minutes to get back to work. He has a low voice, quiet but strong, a crooked smile that he isn't afraid to show. It's not a toothy smile, but it's playful. He appreciates being alone, and steers away from socialization at school. He plays video games occasionally at home - FPS games. Likes Call of Duty. Goes to shooting range sometimes, knows a lot about guns (really loved studying the weapons in WWI and WWII). The way his tongue half-contacts the top of his mouth when he says words with an "r", and how "a" is towards the front of his mouth suggests that he speaks Spanish, though he doesn't have a Spanish accent. When he says words with a "w" his mouth is crooked, I'm guessing he likes rap - not new crap but middleschool/oldschool rap. Not a big music fan.
He carries himself as if he is smarter than many the people around him, but does so in such a subtle way that, ironically, only people as intelligent as himself (or more so) would pick it up, and in this way he is not bragging. His energy is constricted and he has a heavy presence in the room, though he never talks much. Occasionally he takes part in the conversations of the girls who surround him, but only to throw in a few words - never any personal information or opinions, but a few short laughs, nods and smiles. Pretends to be disinterested in things. Never makes eye contact (except, for some reason, with me), not even to the teachers.
He gets into fights sometimes, but is not a violent person by nature. He does what has to be done. He is good at threatening people, but would rather avoid a fight. He doesn't waste money on women. He's very calculating and absorbs information well. He has an amazing memory for dates and numbers, and never has to take notes. He is not good at classroom math, but he is good with math outside of school. He broke the little finger on his left hand about a year ago in a fight and it didn't heal properly. He works out and goes to the gym, but not so he can walk around showing off, he does so for practical reasons. He likes to get reactions from people without looking like he put effort into it.
He knows he is good looking and can pick up girls easily, and so doesn't have to worry about his love life. He isn't a picky eater, and he never turns down a free meal or other free things in life. He is not the type to do favours or cover costs for his friends, but he is loyal and would back them up in more serious issues. He doesn't have Facebook or MySpace because he finds it unnecessary and pointless. He has a custom phone number, something with one or two pairs of repeated digits. Does not eat or drink in class. Thinks and analyzes things a lot, but looks like he's half-baked all the time, though he isn't. His name starts with either a D, R or T and contains an R, V, D and/or an O. He is always on time for class, and although he gets enough sleep he always seems tired. Perhaps just bored with life. He is a dog person. Pitbull, but not a mindless dog - I don't think he has a dog but if he did it would be very, very well-trained.
Later on, I found out some stuff about him (barely anything)
He got the tattoo on his left hand 4 years ago
His name is Trevor (I got it right! QUOTE: "His name starts with either a D, R or T and contains an R, V, D and/or an O.")
He went to a batting cage last weekend
I am usually really good at it :D I have done it to people I don't know in the past and then become friends with them and 95% of my guesses are right. It's fun! And good killer for time in class when I have nothing else to do =o=
Okay bed time
